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Classic Dad Joke

March 13, 2008 · Leave a Comment

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HHHAAAAAAAAAAAA

March 6, 2008 · Leave a Comment

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Seen these couple of hours ago and I still think it’s funny!!

March 4, 2008 · Leave a Comment

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Too True

February 27, 2008 · 1 Comment

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Song Worm

January 1, 2008 · 2 Comments

For some reason I have had this song stuck in my head all morning, I haven’t heard it in years and years (since I was a kid) why my brain thought that now is the right time to pull it out of the memories file who knows.

What can you do Punchinello, funny fellow?
What can you do, Punchinello, funny you?

We can do it, too, Punchinello, funny fellow.
We can do it, too, Punchinello, funny you.

Choose someone new, Punchinello, funny fellow.
Choose someone new, Punchinello, funny you.

I also seem to recall someone telling me that “Song Worms” are a mild form of mental illness.

Great ………just what I need……..oh well could be worse………could have a Vanilla Ice or Milli Vanilli song stuck in my head, noe that would be bad.

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Now for something funny/cute/odd

December 31, 2007 · Leave a Comment

funny pictures

After such a serious posting I thought something lighter would be in order enjoy the funny captioned animal pic from I Can Has Cheez Burger .

funny pictures

more funny pictures
 

Funny Pictures
more funny pictures
 

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It’s just got to be a foxy

December 26, 2007 · Leave a Comment

throw it here, loldogs n cute puppy pictures - I Has a Hotdog!
More cute puppy pictures

This has just got to be either a Fox Terrier or Jack Russell Terrier. And I can easily image that’ that is what they are trying to say…….

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The Christmas Story of Santa and his “Ho Ho Ho”

December 13, 2007 · Leave a Comment

HO HO HO?

Though we now know that the banning of Westfield’s Santa saying “HO HO HO” was an exaggeration. And both Myers, David Jones and Westfields to their credit released statements assuring the public that the “HO HO HO” will not be “Going, Going, Gone” from their Santas, which then they proceeded to then poured a large amount of marketing dribble over the whole thing.

[dust off my hands, case closed]………[or is it?]

The fact is that so many believed it. At first like everyone else I reacted to the news with a mixture of horror, disgust and anger, but then my common sense kicked in. So a total (when I last looked) of 375 commented about the article after only being posted for a few hours on ninensm, nearly every paper in the country has had a go at the story and last nights news……anything sound wrong to you, you know something missing????

We have war in multiple places in the world, children suffering in some way shape or form, drug and alcohol abuse rampant, bad traffic, a state government that’s lost it’s marbles (if it ever had them) and we get all in a huff about what some guy in a red suit that was given to him by a large multi-national soft drink company because it fitted better with their marketing plans……..stuff Santa, who cares what he says, as long as somewhere along the line we all stop, think, reflect upon just how good we all have it and give a little something to the local charity (at least).

I would now like to take the opportunity to say Happy Birthday to Jesus Christ ninensm - Sydney Santas rebel against ho-ho no-no

News.com.au – Santa Claus outraged by ‘ho ho ho’ ban (article from The Daily Telegraph)

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Was the cake carbon neutral?

December 12, 2007 · Leave a Comment

Japanese Environment Minister Ichiro Kamoshita cuts the 10th anniversary cake

Japanese Environment Minister Ichiro Kamoshita cuts the 10th anniversary cake.

Watching the news last night and there was a looked like a 6 foot plus cake being cut by the Japanese Environment Minister and instead of thinking “good on them” or “pat on the back for you mate” the first thing I thought was “wonder if that cake is carbon neutral?”.

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Big Hug

December 12, 2007 · Leave a Comment

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Give some one a big hug today!

Best cure for blues, grumpiness and stick in the mud disease

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