Bloody Special

Today is International Disturbed People’s Day. 
 

I don’t care if you lick windows,
talk to dead squirrels,
or occasionally hit yourself…

You hang in there sunshine,
you’re Bloody special.

Christmas Presents

Tree Robs Bank

HA I heard this about an hour ago and I still think it’s funny

Lots of people in blog and forums are crackin’ all sorts of bad jokes about this one so I’m not going to bother commenting any further.

http://www.katu.com/home/video/8410237.html?video=pop

HHAA